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This Grass Wont Cut Itself T-Shirt

Get ready to tackle the lawn with style! This funny t-shirt features the cheeky slogan "This Grass Won't Cut Itself" alongside a fun illustration of a determined man with a strimmer.

Key Features:

Premium Quality: Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch.
Durable Print: High-quality, water based and PVC-free inks, long-lasting colours.
Versatile Style: Perfect for casual outings, gatherings with friends, or lounging at home.
Unisex Fit: Classic fit that suits any body type, available in various sizes.
Fabric Composition: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester).

As we make each product individually just for you when you order it, please allow 3-5 business days for us to make it and ship it to you.

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